Lanie (Unicorn of Light) and her
so-called farewell to Anime
Posted at AnimeHorizons
Sent to Eternal SailorM by kawaiiusasan (Usa-chan, Sailor Ronin)
I'm leaving.
Eternal: Yay!!!
Fluffy-chan: And it's about time
too!!
SD Hii-chan: Is this the mean onna
again?
Aya: The one I'd really like to
kill? Absolutely.
Eternal: Awww... *glomps* You're so
sweet when you're all protective.
This will explain. I typed it up a while back.
Chibi Inu-kun: So why are you subjecting
us to it now?
Fluffy-chan: She thinks we're all as
much of masochists as she is.
SD Hii-chan: What's a macosist?
Sephy: Tell you when you're older.
SD Hii-chan: At this rate, you'll be
talking forever.
This goes out to all who have known me, before and after last Friday.
Eternal: Before Godzilla stomped all
over your face and...
Sephy: *slaps a hand over Eternal's
mouth and points at SD Hii-chan* There is a chibi present.
Cloud-kun: Like that ever stopped
Lanie?
Last Friday, I was confronted by someone who told me she could feel that there were demons haunting me; seven demons who had been released from my Harry Potter books.
Everyone: *stops and stares*
Duet-chan: Damn... She's really gone over
the deep end this time.
SD Hii-chan: So it is the
baka mean onna. *growls and goes to get equally superdeformed
gun*
Eternal: *glomps onto Aya* She's
starting to really scare me...
SchuSchu-chan: She's about to start
scaring me.
Eternal: *glomps onto SchuSchu-chan*
Waiiiiii.... *hides under SchuSchu-chan's blazer*
Aya: *glowers*....
I said yes, they had haunted me the night before and they had been so scary.
Chibi Inu-kun: Haunted you? Like the 13
Ghosts of Scooby Doo?
Fluffy-chan: Vincent Price wouldn't
dignify himself to haunt her.
They had been like long snake-spirits, swathed in black robes.
SchuSchu-chan: Because, like good little
demons, they couldn't wear anything but black.
Sephy: *nods* How unoriginal.
They had been on my floor, making me retreat to my bed, which is at least five feet off the ground.
Cloud-kun: Gives new meaning to the
phrase "Crawl into bed."
Sephy: If you want... *leers*
Cloud-kun: *blushes* I just want to
know how someone can sleep in a bed that further off the floor
that many people are tall.
I know why they came.
Eternal: To revive the Beatles?
To try and stop me from banishing their brethren, who were dwelling inside me.
Eternal: Like I said, to revive the
Beatles?
Duet-chan: "Dwelling inside
me"? That sounds kinda kinky. Sephy?
Sephy: *gives Cloud-kun another
leer* Ne, Cloud-kun, if you want...
Chibi Inu-kun: Not physically
possible.
Sephy: Depends on how flexible you
are.
SchuSchu-chan: And creative.
Eternal: *whips out yaoi-notes
notebook* Give me all the details.
I had been thinking of giving up anime that day, and that's why they came.
Eternal: This "they" that you
speak of, do they make you draw on the walls with crayons and
kiss snakes?
Cloud-kun: Kiss snakes? *shivers*
Eternal: Don't ask. Some obscure,
conservative Christian churches practice this as a testing of
faith.
SchuSchu-chan: And we call
Farfarello insane.
They knew that if I got rid of my anime, I would have so much more time for God.
Fluffy-chan: If you got rid of your
anime, you'd just be an idiot for listening to the voices in your
head.
Aya: *nods* It's called
schizophrenia. Look it up sometime.
I saw them, and was scared.
Eternal: Grammar police! Grammar
police!! Comma splice!
Chibi Inu-kun: All these lovely
things to pick on, and you choose a comma splice?
Eternal: I can't help it. I'm an
English major.
They were trying to scare me back into my comfort, anime.
Aya: Anime is your comfort, and they
have to scare you to it? If it's your comfort, shouldn't you seek
it out on your own?
SchuSchu-chan: No one ever said she
was logical.
Usually I would watch an anime video (Escaflowne: A Girl In Gaea) to get to sleep, but not that night.
Sephy: That movie alone goes a long way
to explaining this girl.
Cloud-kun: It's that bad?
SchuSchu-chan: Tenshi hated it.
Eternal: And I haven't seen it yet.
Instead I got out my Kent Hovind video and put that in to play instead.
Eternal: *full body shiver* Evilness...
evilness...
SchuSchu-chan: What's wrong with
her?
Aya: Bad experiences with Lanie and
others of her type.
I was scared to turn my back, but I did.
Fluffy-chan: Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Chibi Inu-kun: Because it's not
demons sneaking up behind you.
Cloud-kun: It's the men in the white
jackets.
It was the day after that Joy saw those demons, and helped me rebuke them.
Eternal: Waii!!! Another comma splice!!
And bad grammar too!!
Sephy: *bonks Eternal on head
lightly* Focus, girl. Focus.
Eternal: *stares at SchuSchu-chan
and Aya* Oh, I am...
If you had been there, you would have witnessed a miracle.
Fluffy-chan: You gained a brain?
Chibi Inu-kun: She said a miracle,
not an impossibility.
SD Hii-chan: *comes back with SD
gun* What's a its... imt... that thing you said?
Chibi Inu-kun: Something that stands
no chance of ever happening.
SD Hii-chan: ... Oh...
Everyone was gathered around me, laying hands on me to pray.
Eternal: See? I told you so!! They're
gonna kiss snakes next!
Cloud-kun: *full body shiver*
Anything but the snakes...
SD Hii-chan: Why
would they want to kiss snakes?
Eternal: This alone goes a long way
to explain why Lanie is so messed up in the head.
SchuSchu-chan: She has peanut butter
for brains?
Aya: Marshmellows.
Duet-chan: Cotton candy.
SD Hii-chan: Yum.
They cried out the name of Jesus, trying to help me banish the demons.
SchuSchu-chan: As opposed to the name
of... say... Schuldig?
Aya: *rolls eyes*
Anime had opened the door for them to enter my soul, and to enter the souls of my baby brother and sister.
Eternal: *tries to pull out hair* Again
with the comma splices!!! AHHH!!! She's going to drive me crazy!!
SD Hii-chan: She
really sounds like a freaking nutcase.
Chibi Inu-kun: She is a freaking
nutcase. And to follow her own logic, she "let demons
enter" the souls of her siblings. Nice sister.
Fluffy-chan: Guess that means you
have no more right to complain about me.
It was that day that I renounced the demons, and anime, for good.
Eternal: So there will be no Beatles
reunion?
Fluffy-chan: John is dead, and Paul
is ugly. No chance of it.
All my Pokemon cards, Sailor Moon videos, Inu-Yasha manga, and everything else, lay in ashes.
Sephy: *looks aghast* Ashes?
Cloud-kun: Please don't let her mean
what I think she means.
I burned them.
Cloud-kun: AHHH!!! She did!! No!!!
*hides face on Sephy's shoulder*
Chibi Inu-kun: What did Inuyasha
ever do to you?
Fluffy-chan: Never mind the fact
that he's half-demon.
Chibi Inu-kun: Never mind that
Sesshoumaru is all demon.
Fluffy-chan: And damned proud of it
to, hanyou.
Chibi Inu-kun: *growls*
Aya: *draws sword and points it at
each of them in turn* Behave. Quit acting like Lanie the baka.
"....And it smelled of burning; but it was the burning of unclean things..."
SD Hii-chan: So you didn't bathe them first or something?
Thanks to me, and partially thanks to Satan
SchuSchu-chan: So Satan has a self-defeatist personality? He wants to destroy his own works? Baaaaaaka....
(I love turning his own works back on him! YEAH!)
Aya: That's because you're weird.
people have come to realize that Satan, and his servants, are quite real.
Eternal: Only to you, Lanie. And the other people you hang out and kiss snakes with.
They had hold of my soul, and wouldn't have let go if God hadn't intervened.
Fluffy-chan: I thought it was your
friend who could see the demons?
Sephy: Smile and nod, boy, just
smile and nod.
Eternal: *raises a shaky finger* And
another comma splice.
I hadn't really known they were there, and Satan was able to place blinders on my eyes and ears.
Eternal: *facefaults* Lanie no baka!! Blinders are only used for eyes. You can't blind someone's ears.
Don't know what blinders are?
Everyone: YES!!
Duet-chan: And they have some really
interesting uses...
Let me explain.
Everyone: No.
SD Hii-chan: Please no.
You know in all those movies where you see the happy couple riding off into the sunset in a horse-drawn cart?
Fluffy-chan: I'd rather not think about
it.
Chibi Inu-kun: Aniki, this is
from the girl who almost had Eternal in tears for insulting Dark
Side of the Moon simply because it's yuri.
Eternal: *looks up from Sociology of
Religion textbook* Huh? Oh, I have accepted that. I now know that
Lanie is at the lower levels of both Kohlber's Stages of Moral
Development and Fowler's Stages of Faith Development. In fact, no
higher than Stage 2 on either of them.
Aya: If even that?
Eternal: Exactly.
Chibi Inu-kun: *looks at Aya* How do
you know about this?
Aya: Because I am not chibi and I
can behave in public *shoots Cloud-kun and Sephy a glare*, I get
to go with Eternal to classes.
Eternal: *nods* We get to learn
about things that Lanie never will because if she think anime is
evil, she'd never been able to go to college where she might
encounter evidence contradicting her beliefs, such that they are.
Aya: And didn't Dr. Vance just say
that people from conservative, constraining churches usually have
low levels of education? She'll never make to college.
SD Hii-chan: Eto...
Eternal-san...
Eternal: *nods, looks at clock*
Whoops. Back to the critique.
See those things going over its eyes?
Eternal: The cart's? The horse's? The
couple's? Explain your terms!!!
Duet-chan: You're being such a...
a...
Eternal: English major?
Duet-chan: Exactly!
Those are blinders; used to keep the horses from seeing what's happening.
Duet-chan: Actually, it's more along the lines of keeping them from seeing if anything is close to them or if there are other animals in the area, but let's not debate over history.
Essentially because if it saw what was happening, it would spook, and run off.
Eternal: Oh, the comma splices...
Taking the happy couple and cart with it.
Eternal: Oh, the sentence fragments.
*buries head in SchuSchu-chan's blazer again*
SchuSchu-chan: *gives Aya a very
teasing look*
Aya: *glowers*
That's what Satan does to you when he's got his claws in you, he puts blinders on your eyes and ears, so you can't hear the warnings, can't see what's so wrong.
Eternal: Sentence fragments, run-ons,
comma splices... it's like a proof-reader's worse nightmare.
Fluffy-chan: And she says she typed
this up a day before she posted it.
Cloud-kun: The least she could have
done was check it first.
Sephy: *looks up from necking on
Cloud-kun* That would be asking too much.
I know.
Aya: *still growling* Somehow I doubt that.
That's how I was.
Aya: And still are.
SchuSchu-chan: *snickering* In a bit
of a bad mood there, Aya-kun?
Trust me, if you don't believe in Satan and Hell, it's because he's put those blinders on you.
Everyone: *facefaults*
Duet-chan: So everyone else in the world is
wrong and you're right?
Eternal: I had that discussion with
her once. She was unable to grasp the point. She just said over
and over, "No, I'm not saying I'm the only one right. I just
think that if you don't believe like I do, you're going to
hell."
Fluffy-chan: And you being Wiccan
had nothing to do with it, of course...
Chibi Inu-kun: Never mind the fact
that you were nicer to her than you had any right to be.
Eternal: We can't blame her for only
reading the parts of the Bible that agree with what she believes.
Like "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone"
and "Do unto others as you would have them do unto
you."
Even his own demons hate Hell!
SchuSchu-chan: Prove it.
In the Bible there's the story of a man possessed by many demons, (He was called Legion because he had so many demons) and when they were driven out by Jesus, the demons asked that he please not send them back in to the abyss, so he let them enter a herd of pigs grazing on the side of a hill nearby.
SchuSchu-chan: Must have been a very modern edition of the Bible then.
The pigs all ran down a steep bank into a river and drowned themselves.
Fluffy-chan: Bacon and ham sandwiches anyone?
Hell is real.
Eternal: No, it isn't.
Very real.
Eternal: No, it isn't.
You may think that watching anime, or listening to that secular music is okay with God, surely He wouldn't care.
Eternal: So your God is going to have issues with me listening to Creed or watching... say... Magic Knights Rayearth?
After all, it was only a show, right?
Chibi Inu-kun: Don't tell me you're
going to say there are subliminal Satanic messages in CLAMP.
Duet-chan: *does Night of the Living
Dead impression* Go forth, my children, and spread the word of
CLAMP...
Hah. God cares. A lot.
SD Hii-chan: Sounds like a sales pitch.
Want an example of how much DEMONS love anime?
Everyone: No!
Here ya go.
Cloud-kun: *sigh* She couldn't resist...
A friend of mine was sitting at her desk, working, when her mother came running into the room to tell her what had happened to me.
Fluffy-chan: That your brains were
dribbling out your ears?
Duet-chan: What a visual.
Eternal: *makes a face* ewww....
She sat still, and she thought,"So, all anime is evil?"
SchuSchu-chan: Whoever said anime was evil?
And she told me it was like a thousand voices in her head responded,"No!"
Aya: And she should have listened.
Sephy: But that would have been
asking too much, ne?
She knew it wasn't God talking.
Aya: No. It was her sanity.
She replied,"Yeees!" The voices cried,"Noooooo!!"
Aya: She's talking back to the voices in
her head.
SchuSchu-chan: The power of
suggestive reasoning.
Duet-chan: Sounds like she's trying
very hard to get it on with the voices and the voices don't want
to get it on.
Chibi Inu-kun: Only you would think
of that.
Duet-chan: That's why I'm
the ecchi muse.
She knew what was there.
Fluffy-chan: Scrambled eggs?
Chibi Inu-kun: Poached.
Sephy: Fried.
Cloud-kun: Boiled.
Duet-chan: Salad.
SD Hii-chan: Cake.
"Yes in the name of Jesus I rebuke you!"
Fluffy-chan: Eternal, don't you dare say
a word about the Beatles.
Eternal: Gomen, demo, I've been
hanging around Tink all week.
She said she could hear the voices screaming and shrieking as they faded from her mind.
Aya: No. I repeat, that was her sanity leaving.
Both she and I were anime fans.
Sephy: Somehow I doubt that.
Cloud-kun: *nods* If you were a fan,
you'd know that this whole lot you're saying is a big pile of
bull- *looks at SD Hii-chan* -crap..
I was deeper into it than she was, she was only a Dragon Ball Z fan.
Eternal: *appears in Grammar Police uniform* You are under arrest for overuse of the comma splice. You have the right to a spell check. You have the right to a theasarus. You do not have the right to a second post. Do you understand your rights?
I was a fan of many anime.
Chibi Inu-kun: Somehow I kinda doubt that, seeing as how you're an easily influenced baka.
Was. Past tense.
Eternal: *searching for handcuffs*
Really? I never would have guessed.
SchuSchu-chan: *hands over
handcuffs* Here you go.
Mind you, the temptation is strong for me to go back.
Sephy: Oh, the temptation is great...
Cloud-kun: *gives Sephy a Look* And you'd know all about
temptation, ne?
Sephy: ^_~
Fluffy-chan: Will you two quit
flirting long enough to finish this?
Horribly strong.
Sephy: She's all but giving us permission!!!
But it says in the Bible, that if a demon is rebuked, and that person doesn't fill the place the demon once inhabited with Godly things, the demon will find seven spirits even more wicked than itself, and they will all go back to possess that person once again.
SchuSchu-chan: She sounds crazier than Farfarello.
It takes all I've got, and lots of support, to keep from going back to the broad path of evil that I had been trekking down.
Chibi Inu-kun: Drugs in churches?
Duet-chan: Why not? They're
everywhere else.
Aya: I'm going to need
drugs after this.
I tell you now, what price I pay now is worth it.
SchuSchu-chan: Hand over those drugs,
Aya.
Chibi Inu-kun: No way. I'm next in
line.
Fluffy-chan: Dream on, otooto.
Because no anime, no Pokemon card, no nothing, is worth my soul.
Eternal: Now I can believe Pok?on
might be after your soul, but anime?
SD Hii-chan: She's
such a scary weird girl. *hides under Eternal's shirt*
Eternal: *gets the angry face*
Hello. My name is Eternal SailorM. You scared my Hii-chan.
Prepare to die.
Sephy: *facefaults*
Aya: No more The Princess Bride
for you, Eternal.
Eternal: But she scared SD
Hii-chan...!!!
SchuSchu-chan: And she's going to
pay for it later.
Aya: *glowers then gives Eternal a
smirk* You can "to the pain" her after we finish the
critique.
Eternal: YAY!!!! *glomps*
SchuSchu-chan: *glares*
I have given it to my Lord Jesus to keep and protect, forever.
Eternal: The anime?
Fluffy-chan: I think she meant her
soul, Eternal.
Cloud-kun: I see what you mean about
defining terms now, Eternal.
Those who want to see exactly how hard it is to be Christian, and how horrible it will be after the Rapture, watch the movie Judgment.
Eternal: One person's film
interpretation is supposed to change my mind? No, thank you!
SchuSchu-chan: Is this where the
Farf gets all the "hurting God" ideas?
Aya: If she keeps on going, I might.
Duet-chan: If she keeps on going,
I'm just going to hurt her!
Being Christian is one of the toughest things on this earth to do, but Jesus is worth so much more!
Eternal: Try being a Wiccan in the Bible
Belt.
Chibi Inu-kun: And I thought she was
going to turn that into a redhead comment.
SchuSchu-chan: Why should she, when
she has the hottest redhead in the world right here?
Aya: That's right. I've been here a
while.
SchuSchu-chan: I meant me.
Aya: I'm the one she grabbed up
before she even saw the show.
SchuSchu-chan: And she's currently
negociating with Tenshi to clone or steal me.
SD Hii-chan: *peeks
out of Eternal's shirt* What are they fighting about now?
Fluffy-chan: Who is the hotter
redhead.
Read the book by DC Talk, about all those killed for their faith.
Eternal: *hops up on soap box* So
Christians are all good and perfect because for 300 years they
were persecuted for their faith? What about the 1700 years since
then where they have been practicing conversion by the sword,
torture, the Inquisition, mass genocide, and even killing members
of their own faith because they didn't agree?!?
Aya: *pulls Eternal off soapbox*
Don't get too worked up.
Sephy: *nods* That's right. She
doesn't deserve it.
Cloud-kun: And you still have to go
to school today.
Watch Tribulation, read Mind Seige.
Fluffy-chan: Hmm... No, and... no.
Chibi Inu-kun: Gods, she's pushy.
You'll see exactly how hard it is to live as God wants us to, but for me, the reward will always outweigh the losses I suffer here.
Duet-chan: Somehow I don't think that
this is what your God had in mind.
Fluffy-chan: Must be the Old
Testament God.
Chibi Inu-kun: Because isn't the New
Testament God supposed to be loving and forgiving?
Everyone: *looks at Eternal*
Eternal: Geez... I get dragged to
some bakana church for a few years (try 14), and you treat me
like an expert. Yes, the New Testament God is supposed to be
loving and forgiving, while the Old Testament God is wrathful and
merciless.
SD Hii-chan: So
what's left here?
Sephy: Just some quotes.
Eternal: Then I'm going to talk
about the quotes all at once.
And everyone who has given up houses or brothers or sisters or father or mother or
children or property, for my sake, will receive a hundred times as much in return and
will have eternal life.
Matthew 19: 29
According to some people, there are many so-called gods and many lords,
both in heaven and on earth. But we know there is only one God,
the Father, who created everything, and we exist for him.
And there is only one Lord, Jesus Christ,
through whom God made everything and through whom we have been given life.
1 Corinthians 8: 5-6
If you think you are standing strong, be careful, for you, too,
may fall into the same sin.
But remember that the temptations that come into your life are no different
than what others experience. And God is faithful.
He will keep the temptation from becoming so strong you can't stand up against it.
When you are tempted, he will show you a way out so that you will not give into it.
1 Corinthians 10: 12-13
Don't be afriad of those who want to kill you.
They can only kill your body; they cannot touch your soul.
Fear only God, who can destroy both soul and body in hell.
Not even a sparrow, worth only half a penny, can fall to the ground without
your Father knowing it. And the very hairs on your head are all numbered.
So don't be afriad; you are more valuable to him than a whole flock of sparrows.
If anyone acknowledges me publicly here on earth,
I will openly acknowledge that person before my Father in Heaven.
But if anyone denies me here on earth,
I will deny that person before my Father in Heaven.
Matthew 10: 28-33
Eternal: Okay, these quotes are all
prime examples of religion geered towards people of a lower
socio-economic status. The emphasis is on giving up total control
to a higher power, who will rule your life for you.
Aya: Because people with low incomes
have little control over their lives in work, they subconsciously
seek to mirror that in other aspects of their life, especially
religion.
Eternal: And she's already displayed
to me that she finds the entire social system to be in need of
salvation. *snickers* Especially me.
Aya: Plus she has told us all about
the high levels of emotionalism in her worship...
Eternal: *mutters* Kissing snakes.
Aya: So she fits the model of
religion for the poor perfectly.
Eternal: I wonder if I can turn this
into Dr. Vance instead of taking my test.
SchuSchu-chan: I wouldn't try it if
I were you.
Duet-chan: Hey, that's the whole
post!
SD Hii-chan: Yay!!
We're done!!
Fluffy-chan: About time too!
Chibi Inu-kun: Does this mean we're
free to go?
Eternal: Sure. Go ahead.
Sephy: Go ahead and do whatever we
want?
Eternal: Sure. Why not? *stops* What
are you planning on doing?
Sephy: *smirks and starts dragging
off Cloud-kun* Me? Oh, not much. Just going to get a room. A private
room.
Cloud-kun: *waves* Bai-bai, minna!!
Duet-chan: See you later, Cloud-kun!
Eternal: I want video please!!
Sephy: *nods and pulls Cloud-kun
off-critique*
*Random bits of Cloud-kun's and
Sephy's clothes fly back on-critique*
Fluffy-chan: And we know what
they're up to.
Chibi Inu-kun: Like it's any
surprise?
Duet-chan: Well, I'm out of here
too. I hear Hii-tenshi-chan isn't on guard against me today. Bai!
*flys off*
Eternal: *drools at the thought of
Shugotenshi Hiiro*
Aya: *glares at winged muse who is
not present* Don't we need to be getting ready for class,
Eternal?
Eternal: *looks at clock* Oh shit!!
SD Hii-chan: You
said a bad word!!! *pulls out SD gun*
SchuSchu-chan: *takes SD Hii-chan's
gun away* Now is not the time, chibi. Hey, Eternal? Can I come
with you today also?
Eternal: *running around like a
madwoman* Sure! Sure! Why not? *throwing on school clothes* Gotta
go! Gotta go!! Gonna be late! *stops briefly before audience*
It's been nice talking to you, minna-chan. Bai-bai!
The critique goes dark.
::Owari::
24 October 2001
The characters:
Eternal: Eternal would be the crossover fanfiction author Eternal SailorM (Angel-chan), Shindou Shuichi no Koujo (don't tell Hii-tenshi-chan), and Goddess -- err, Webmistress -- of DarkMagick.net. She's pretty much obsessed with Fujimiya Aya/Ran and Schuldig from Wei? kreuz, The Princess Bride, Gravitation, Yami no Matsuei, and too many other things.
Duet-chan: Eternal's first muse, who joined her halfway through Welcome to the Future. Wielder of the almight Mallet-sama, and also an ecchi muse. She's also Eternal's only muse to be captured in 2D.
Fluffy-chan: Eternal's violence muse. err... perhaps the most underworked of all my muses. Picture a super-deformed Sesshoumaru(-sama) and you have Fluffy-chan.
Chibi Inu-kun: Eternal's romance muse. He's the one who's always being overworked too, according to him. As for appearances, picture a super-deformed Inuyasha, and you have him.
SD Hii-chan: Err... yeah... That is a super-deformed Hiiro Yuy you're looking at. He's Eternal's humour and kawaii-ness muse (because she can't keep stealing Neko Omi from Usa-chan).
Sephy: Eternal's muse of angst and yaoi/shounen no ai, and half of her yaoi muse couple. He's also really good with conversations and shoujo no ai. (Now if Eternal could just get him to help me out with lemons and the like...) And yes, Sephy is short for Sephiroth-sama.
Cloud-kun: The other half of Eternal's yaoi muse couple, (They're just too cute!) and her muse for originals. Very easily embarrassed by anything vaguely female, so no glompings - unless you're willing to clean up the nosebleeds!
Aya-sama: Currently Eternal's most overworked muse because she drags him into every fic, even just as random eye candy. Along with Sephy and Cloud-kun, he's one of her rare non-chibi muses - and he is the most often glomped. His actual purpose: distraction. *ducks katana* Okay, seriously, he's her back-up angst and romance muse.
SchuSchu-chan: On a temporary loan from Chibi Tenshi-chan (or at least until Eternal can clone him), SchuSchu-chan is Eternal's nickname for Tenshi's number one ecchi muse, Schul-kun.
So that's that. Hope everyone had fun. We did. An explanation of the title. Karl Marx's famous quote: "Religion is the opiate for the masses." After I read this the first time, I decided it was opium Lanie needed, not an opiate.
Bai-bai!