New Years Challenge 2004

Pairings do not have to include lemon. I don't write lemons myself, so shounen-ai is perfectly acceptable

Your fic must contain the following:
*Yami no Bakura/Yami no Yuugi
*Kaiba with no pants and a fireman's helmet
*Explain the helmet
*Shaadi must appear
*There must be a videocamera at some point
*Yep, there will be drinking games
*The following lines must be used "I didn't know he could bend like that" and "You broke the hikaris".
*You must list the challenge in your journal

Please!! Take it and run, but if you do, let me know, okay?